Slavic comedy

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Trilogy (full version from the author)
Book 1. "The rich have not harmful"
Book 2. "How God's bosom"
Book 3. "Why squeeze the ass"
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Trilogy "Slavic Comedy" - is primarily a product of the optimistic (and not condemning), in which the author tries to present our universal human vices in a funny, ironic mirror ... And yet, judge for yourself how we are rich in humor and his self-criticism!
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........... Eve offset all night cramming textbook. Only in the morning I realized that one normal person can not afford to learn in one night what is written by two authors of crazy in my life. I got it - and fell asleep. With a book under his pillow. To consolidate what remains in the mind. As it turned out, his head was nothing left, but he still went to take the credit. Among the latter, in the afternoon. It was his tactic, which he never changed. Indeed, among the teachers, too, are people who have nothing human is alien: tired, they usually put "passed" mechanically, and "straight from the tin" - they somehow try to reschedule the autumn. Probably because they have at the time vacation ends.

Alas, this time Kukushkin met with perplexed teacher.

- Who are you? - It was the first practice Vasina important issue on the merits at such meetings.

- I am a third year student of the Faculty of History - Bob responded with self dostoinstva.- And who are you?

- I guess ... your neighbors or acquaintances - said uncertainly pundit, honestly trying to remember if he had seen at least once this student. But he could not. Leafing through his notes and asked: - What's your name?

- Kukushkin.

- I'm sorry, but I have a family.

- Interestingly it turns out: the student is, and no names! What I povashemu, Besfamilny ?!

- I do not know you know better ...

- Where are you looking at? - So no one Kukushkin not obizhal.- University and kakayato private shop! Everyone that wants something and does ... Well, I now run to the dean's office for help ?!

- Do not ... run. Until the fall - will have time to walk ...

- I will not live until the fall! - Frightened student, quickly pulled out of the back pocket of jeans zachetku and trembling hands carefully opened at the desired stranitse.- I have not slept all night with your book ... oh ... no sleep, no sleep. .Da ... I was not sleeping! I even liked it. I got more pleasure than from "Queen Margot" ...

- It was nice to meet you - grateful to the teacher bowed and began to pack his shabby briefcase made of genuine leather, the students presented a birthday even twenty years ago.

- Remember, you pinch talents! - Vasya was afraid that will not have time to speak in front of this "cracker" to kontsa.- This morning I was talking in his sleep, even with your stupid "palatalization"! Do you really think I'll believe that in ancient times used to call someone a crow "pack of lies" or "varna" ?! It's not like a bottle of wine, do not ... A cow - it's an insult to the noble animal! He - "Corva," He - "Kraw" ... I would be in its place milked stopped ...

- And to you, and so confused as a goat milk! - Outraged he hits his hand on the table prepodavatel.- I am ashamed of you ... you never deigned to appear on my lectures at seminars and even ...

- And who need your lectures and seminars - is that the ancient Slavs! That it would have been interesting. I lecture myself for your new pants will not buy. Here you have, for example, how many pants?

- Enough! - Teacher decided not to waste time and nerves vpustuyu.- I'm glad that I finally got the first decent opponent, so I need time to prepare for our further argument. And you, I think, too! Ther

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